Darth Reed

Now that I have a place to put my quasi-technical babble over at MSDN, the space is reserved for me to spew my political bile and enjoy all things sci-fi. Heh.

Wednesday, January 31, 2007

New DSM V Disorder Classification: California Residency

SACRAMENTO, CA - Although California Residency is technically defined in the Diagnostic & Statistical Manual V as a subclassification of non-trivial, age-indiscriminate dementia, this new addition to the dementia family of disorders is exemplified by the following frightening occurrence (as reported by Reuters): California may ban conventional lightbulbs by 2012.

What I want to know is why... Because they cost less than the new-fangled fluorescent bulbs? Because the light they produce isn't a funny color? Because the Sun is going to melt us all (we hope) before we collectively admit that humans don't cause "global warming"?

Somebody call in an air strike!

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